By Elias Nebula

Friday, August 2, 2013

"Dog and Beth Do Not Have Minty Fresh Breath"

In the terrific tradition of giving a single name for a celebrity couple, like "Brangelina" and "Tomkat" &c. &c., by the same marvelous sort of "think tank brainstorming" I thought up a similar sort of name for Dog and Beth.

"DOGBREATH."

Or,

"DOGBETH AND BAD BREATH."

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