On a recent episode (August 2015) Dog was so angry he kept applying the epithet "bitch" to the wife of the defendant, just to vent his aching spleen. He was so angry he was bending the rules of the English language (–– again).
"That's it. Aiding and abetting. She's under bitch arrest."
"Bitch" is now an adjective.
"Clothes-line" is a verb.
Later he was so elated in the SUV that he transcended mere langue et parole. He emitted a sort of native cry, a joyful noise unto the Lord:––
"HOKKKKKAAAA HEYYYYY!"
The dumb cracker bondsman he was working with that day didn't know how to deal with Dog's wild barbaric yawp from the earth soil and so he went, awkwardly, "Uh yeah. Sure. Yeehaw."
Idea for a film. Duane Chapman as Walt Whitman.
("Also featuring Fabian Ironside as William Ellery Channing the Younger.")
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